Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Due to popular demand by my dahling sheep... I will blog allthough this precious time should be spent on danish, either way I will probably be up all night juced on java... CAN I HAVE AN AMEN!!!? hmmm... I was just thinking about something I'd like to call auto-felatio, its something cats and dogs seem to be able to do and every man in existence wants to be able to do... some are fortunate enough to be able to do that, hmmm... on secound thought I dont think cats and dogs can actually do that... I believe their teeth would be in the way and do they even know how to produce pressure inside theyr mouths (aka. suck)? ... now, auto-coningilis (sp? lesbians help me out here) is something im positive only circus freaks can do... and cats and dogs and a number of other animals.

Wow, im supposed to be studying for my danish exam, which also is the last danish test I have to take EVER if and only IF I pass this exam... why am I not studying then you ask? because I have to read a book... not just ANY book, but the book dubbed "Drengen fra sankt petri" this tome houses two of the things i find the least interesting in this universe we call home, those things are danish and war (not to mention history but thats not in vast amounts). So bare with me here and maybe I'll give you a cookie.

now to the daily drama ;) *cough* now confirmed that my darling dutch will be coming to the land of ice and snow during the christmas holidays, this is joyace news I know but the conundrum is that he will be here for a week (aka. seven days) and during atleast four of those seven days I will be forced to spend atleast 8-10 hours a day in the "Loftkastali" (an icelandic theatre for you unfortunate souls of non-icelandic origin or ethnicity), I have two choices #1: Quit the play, ruining alot of work for alot of people and hence giving the directors ulcers and thus threatening my own life with the possibility of their co-operation with assasins, #2: Force my dear sweet Tom to hang around the theatre during the whole period of practice... this would not be fun for him seeing as this dutchman dosen't spek a word in iceland except "takk" (thank you) and "góðan daginn" (good day). SO what can yours truly do in this situation?! I myself have no idea, I ask that they who comment on what my decision should be should themselves be in all totally objective, meaning Katrín, Inga and Hildur are not allowed express themselves, allthough if they want to commune theyr knowledge about auto-felatio and auto-coningilis or my spelling feel free! ;)

p.s. if people really care about me they will comment... lest I will make myself a Ana or Mia... (what the fuck does he meen by this you say...? now you should have watched judging Amy yesterday... right Auja?)

~Peace---> Auto-serenity

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